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“On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.”—Robert Anton Wilson

“On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.”
—Robert Anton Wilson

(Source: televandalist, via idlnmclean)

theremina:

Mark Twain in the lab of Nikola Tesla. 1894.

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pezwerewolf:

spartanguard:

This girl is ridiculous. Someone please put a saber in her hands.

Rhythmic gymnastics are awesome.

OMFG. (Further words fail me.)

unknownbinaries:

Commission for squarewaves, who asked for Anonymous as a Tarot card. This was exactly as much fun as it looks like, once I got a few things to behave properly and realised I was going at it wrong.

I want a glitch suit, by the way.

madamedefarge:

Uhhhhhh….

wait…is this Betty, or Cherry Poptart?

(Source: everythingsarchie)

(Source: pterodactylsftw)

WHEN I REALIZE THE UNDERGRADS ARE COMING BACK FROM SPRING BREAK

beingruth:

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

This is how librarians feel too…

yeti-detective:

This woman is badass, she’s like, “Oh HELL no. I will FIGHT a monster snowman.” Her form’s good too: solid stance, elbows pointing down, and did you notice she advanced on him instead of retreating into a defensive position? Snowman almost got his ass kicked.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

“If you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else. That forces you to sort it out in your mind. And the more slow and dim-witted your pupil, the more you have to break things down into more and more simple ideas. And that’s really the essence of programming. By the time you’ve sorted out a complicated idea into little steps that even a stupid machine can deal with, you’ve learned something about it yourself.”

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Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency - Douglas Adams (via spetharrific)

One of the fundamental truths about teaching.

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Hello: Steubenville's Jane Doe asked people to do something...

createourownlight:

I’ve never asked anyone to reblog anything before, and I probably won’t again. But I am now - because this matters.

The Steubenville rape victim, when offered money for her legal expenses or counselling, asked that people donated to a shelter for abused women and…