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welp

This is a very dark day.

and people wonder why i laugh whenever they try to go “YEAH WELL THIS IS WHAT THE DICTIONARY SAYS” because come the fuck on

/headdesk /headdesk /headdesk

We can’t get a reasonable update to the definitions of racism or sexism that notes the difference between -isms and simple prejudice, but let some whiny manchildren sob out their dramatic manpain about that bitch who won’t let him fuck her even though he asked nicely, and they get their very own brand-new entry.

But dictionaries are totally never biased and always neutral and objective, AMIRITE? They totally don’t make shitty decisions about what to include, what to update, and things like that. No, NEVER. 

*rolls eyes*. 

Not over the moon about this, no.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

fuck everything

 We need a new term to lobby into the Oxford. Like creep zone. A place you’d never put a FRIEND. A friend understands one-way sexual attraction is a fact of life and chooses whether s/he can stay in those circumstances, and stays friends or goes. two-person, adult dynamic. Choir: I am preaching to it.