mordant kitten

“On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:58:19 -0700

“On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.”
—Robert Anton Wilson

theremina: Mark Twain in the lab of Nikola Tesla. 1894.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:57:11 -0700

theremina:

Mark Twain in the lab of Nikola Tesla. 1894.

pezwerewolf: spartanguard: This girl is ridiculous. Someone...

Mon, 06 May 2013 01:33:23 -0700

pezwerewolf:

spartanguard:

This girl is ridiculous. Someone please put a saber in her hands.

Rhythmic gymnastics are awesome.

OMFG. (Further words fail me.)

unknownbinaries: Commission for squarewaves, who asked for...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:48:55 -0700

unknownbinaries:

Commission for squarewaves, who asked for Anonymous as a Tarot card. This was exactly as much fun as it looks like, once I got a few things to behave properly and realised I was going at it wrong.

I want a glitch suit, by the way.

madamedefarge: Uhhhhhh…. wait…is this Betty, or Cherry...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 05:49:10 -0700

madamedefarge:

Uhhhhhh….

wait…is this Betty, or Cherry Poptart?

Photo

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 04:35:00 -0700

WHEN I REALIZE THE UNDERGRADS ARE COMING BACK FROM SPRING BREAK

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 09:13:43 -0700

beingruth:

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

This is how librarians feel too…

yeti-detective: This woman is badass, she’s like, “Oh HELL no....

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 01:46:07 -0700

yeti-detective:

This woman is badass, she’s like, “Oh HELL no. I will FIGHT a monster snowman.” Her form’s good too: solid stance, elbows pointing down, and did you notice she advanced on him instead of retreating into a defensive position? Snowman almost got his ass kicked.

"If you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else...."

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:35:41 -0700

“If you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else. That forces you to sort it out in your mind. And the more slow and dim-witted your pupil, the more you have to break things down into more and more simple ideas. And that’s really the essence of programming. By the time you’ve sorted out a complicated idea into little steps that even a stupid machine can deal with, you’ve learned something about it yourself.”

- Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency - Douglas Adams (via spetharrific)

One of the fundamental truths about teaching.

(via wolvensnothere)

Hello: Steubenville's Jane Doe asked people to do something...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 07:29:54 -0700

Hello: Steubenville's Jane Doe asked people to do something...:

createourownlight:

I’ve never asked anyone to reblog anything before, and I probably won’t again. But I am now - because this matters.

The Steubenville rape victim, when offered money for her legal expenses or counselling, asked that people donated to a shelter for abused women and…

'Friend Zone' has been added to the Oxford Dictionary

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 08:54:51 -0700

'Friend Zone' has been added to the Oxford Dictionary:

murphysbride:

sonic-hip-attack:

invisiblelad:

madamethursday:

jadelyn:

karethdreams:

lo-db:

cybercitrus:

adriofthedead:

welp

This is a very dark day.

and people wonder why i laugh whenever they try to go “YEAH WELL THIS IS WHAT THE DICTIONARY SAYS” because come the fuck on

/headdesk /headdesk /headdesk

We can’t get a reasonable update to the definitions of racism or sexism that notes the difference between -isms and simple prejudice, but let some whiny manchildren sob out their dramatic manpain about that bitch who won’t let him fuck her even though he asked nicely, and they get their very own brand-new entry.

But dictionaries are totally never biased and always neutral and objective, AMIRITE? They totally don’t make shitty decisions about what to include, what to update, and things like that. No, NEVER.

*rolls eyes*.

Not over the moon about this, no.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

fuck everything

We need a new term to lobby into the Oxford. Like creep zone. A place you’d never put a FRIEND. A friend understands one-way sexual attraction is a fact of life and chooses whether s/he can stay in those circumstances, and stays friends or goes. two-person, adult dynamic. Choir: I am preaching to it.

theroseinbloom: Kittens sleeping together [x] I just burst...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:32:52 -0700

theroseinbloom:

Kittens sleeping together [x]

I just burst out crying.

"Anxiety is the handmaiden of creativity."

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 02:09:45 -0800

“Anxiety is the handmaiden of creativity.”

- Chuck Jones (via briankeene)

pixelsrzen: …a leaf on the wind.

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:56:07 -0800

pixelsrzen:

…a leaf on the wind.

lesincompetent: I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:39:37 -0800

lesincompetent:

I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this

adriofthedead: I love this cat. He’s like, “omg please do the...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 09:55:02 -0800

adriofthedead:

I love this cat. He’s like, “omg please do the thing. do the thing where you touch my head andAAAA YES THANK YOUUUU”

Photo

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 01:11:56 -0800

Wishes

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 01:10:21 -0800

wolvensnothere:

If I had one wish, it would be to grant mutual, universal understanding between all conscious creatures, for Five Minutes.

Which is to say, you are every one of you extremely lucky that I haven’t found some way to guarantee my wishes coming true.

thisnoiseismusic: novakian: you’re allowed to contradict yourself you’re allowed to seek attention...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 01:08:48 -0800

thisnoiseismusic:

novakian:

you’re allowed to contradict yourself

you’re allowed to seek attention or approval

you’re allowed to complain about something that’s bothering you

you’re allowed to express negative opinions

you’re allowed to be an ass sometimes

you’re allowed to talk about yourself

you’re allowed to fuck up

cherryamesrn: whistlesing: so the other day my mom looked...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 01:06:06 -0800

cherryamesrn:

whistlesing:

so the other day my mom looked outside and saw my cat and freaked out because he’d escaped so she bribed him back in with a treat and closed the door

then she turned around and saw two of my cat sitting there and realized she’d let in a practically identical stray so she shooed him out again

now my (actual) cat spends HOURS every day with his nose pressed against the window or screen door and the twin cat on the other side and they just hold their paws out to one another and sit there mournfully

it’s actually the most tragic romantic cat love story of all time

I really want to know the end of this story. I would so adopt that other cat.